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Why (tl;dr, we're crazy)
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Random instanity at its finest.
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Do you think the recently fired veteran radio personality has been treated fairly?
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What are your thoughts on the Oscar races?
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If I have my name legally changed to Steven can I be part of the AXIS?
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What’s the deal with all of the penguin movies?
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Are stingrays becoming more violent?
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What’s the *explicative* deal with the yankees?!
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Speed of Ground 09.25.06
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Is it just me, or is Cap’n’ Crunch cereal a lot softer than it used to be?
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Vulgar Display Of Flour
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The Episode In Which Carlton Experiences A Lucid Cheese Trip
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Why is Mario red and not blue or purple?
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Plucky Plucky Bo Bucky!
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Hurtin' And Convertin'
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Has segregation always occurred among Super Market fruit?
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It's A Hard Block Life
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Happy (early) Evil Day
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Is the courage the wizard gives the lion in the wizard of oz really just liquor?
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It's Not Over Til It's Over
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Speed of Ground 05.19.06
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Speed of Ground 05.15.06
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Trouble In Malltropolis
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Thurston's Log 05.08.06
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Do nose hair trimmers have souls?
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The American Experience
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I'm studying abroad in the fall for 5 months, what should I do?
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Speed of Ground 04.24.06
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Thurston's Log 04.19.06
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Primetime Is The Right Time
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Speed of Ground 04.07.06
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Why cant my computer tell me what i want and then get other appliances to help acomplish it?
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How come twenty six year olds are so clingy?
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Charitable Superlatives
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Speed of Ground 03.06.06
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Speed of Ground 02.27.06
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Why don't ginger kids have souls?
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The Episode In Which Carlton Is Jumped By A Gang of Rowdy Cartons
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Complete Your Breakfast
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Speed of Ground 02.20.06
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Better Living Through Chemicals
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Why is the name Robert Paulsen so familiar?
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Thurston's Log 01.25.06
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Not Another A Gnome Movie
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Not As Good As 'the Original'
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Why is Cheerwine made only in North and South Carolina?
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Speed of Ground 12.16.05
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Do the little ridges on Solo plastic cups serve any purpose?
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Speed of Ground 12.05.05
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Remember Today, Tomorrow!
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How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?
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The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Gibberish Battle
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Speed of Ground 11.23.05
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Bi.a.h.s Convention 2005
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Beloved Fish Tycoon Dies
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How do Mexican Jumping Beans jump?
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What does the "o" and the "k" stand for in the word "O.K."?
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Why is it so hard to kill a zombie with a knife?
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Speed of Ground 10.26.05
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Never Forget Capistrano
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Speed of Ground 10.24.05
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The Episode In Which Carlton Plays GoldenEye With Steven and Wins
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My TeacHER woNt Be QuieT AND im TrYing To sLEep. WhAt ShoULD Do?
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Speed of Ground 10.10.05
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Facebook: Gotta Catch 'em All!
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The Science Of Tomorrow, Today!
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Never Be Caught Speechless!
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Speed of Ground 10.03.05
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Ripped From The Headlines
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DJ Ballmer Fresh Sound Board
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The Episode In Which Carlton Remembers The Day He Was Made
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Asher Sarlin Contest Submission
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Dear Esbanvil, por que?
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Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
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Adventures in abstraction
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The Steve That Can Not Be Named
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You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
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Mr. Gore, Tear Down This Wall
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Thurston's Log 08.03.05
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Full House: Wrath Of Tanner
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Residential Solutions - Stallitude 1.0
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The Lesser Of Two Googles
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If two negatives make a positive, then why dont two wrongs make a right?
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Lighter Side Of Animal Testing
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The New Age Of Villainy
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Moment Of Ultimate Defeat
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When the modem lights go out...
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how am i going to die?
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Master Splinter: Bustin' Your Lats
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Case Study No. 2004341-919
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The Episode In Which Carlton Takes A Trip To The Edge
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Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy...
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A no good, very bad day.
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Entrapment Through The Ages
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Like many other inquiring minds, I just have to know! Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
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Get Your Heart Off Your Sleeve And Back On Your Bumper
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Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?
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Thurston's Log 06.15.05
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Indy-Dance-Romance-Horror
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The Axis Of Stevil Presents: P.h.a.r.g. Raygun
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In The Spotlight: Carlton
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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed " if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
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Carlton and the Lucid Cheese Trip
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It was the best of times...
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Psa No. 611: Lucid Cheese Tripping
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Where does the money come from?
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More Cluck For Your Buck
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What is the legal process I have to go through to change my name to Steve permanently?
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Thurston's Log 05.27.05
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It Is Rusty Nail Season
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Why does my skin darken when i'm out in the sun all day except for under my clothes?
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Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8 and hotdogs come in packages of 10?
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See Yourself On A New Model D
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Where do babies come from?
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What is the universal answer?
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Why is Java was evil sometimes and so glorious sometimes?
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Attention Philanthropists
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Carlton and the Great Moon Adventure
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The Episode In Which Carlton Has A Dance Party On The Moon
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Why Would You Draw That?
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The mind of the new era
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Did I leave the stove on?
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Thurston's Log 04.17.05
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Summer Line Preview: Inner Fatkid
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The Episode In Which Carlton Is Asked The Ultimate Question
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Carlton and the Ultimate Question
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I'LL SEE YOU LATER PIG!
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Triumphant Return of the Pet Rock
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
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Triumphant Return Of The American Spirit
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Triumphant Return of Spring
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Mating Habits Of Plastic Animals
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Hang In There Lil Doggy!
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The Episode In Which Carlton Is Born
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Peanut Butter Ninja Time?
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Uptight, out of sight!